Population | 5.874 billion |
Currency | rupee |
Animal | beaver |
The Republic of Molies60 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.874 billion Molies60ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Molies60ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,538 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 261,887 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, cities in Molies60 declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molies60's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Molies60 is ranked 115,660th in the world and 1,832nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 328.67421325948 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Molies60, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
- : Following new legislation in Molies60, cities in Molies60 declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
- : Following new legislation in Molies60, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
- : Following new legislation in Molies60, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times.
- : Following new legislation in Molies60, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
- : Following new legislation in Molies60, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
- : Following new legislation in Molies60, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
- : Following new legislation in Molies60, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Molies60, the sun now sets on the Molies60ian Empire.
- : Following new legislation in Molies60, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence.