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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 952ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 969thMost Patriotic: 1,520th
The Black Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The State Has Always The Answer
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Molesie

Population5.656 billion

CapitalRax Talaki
LeaderBashar Al Catraz
FaithOracles of the holy crocodile

CurrencyMokrana
AnimalCrocodile

The Black Dominion of Molesie is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Bashar Al Catraz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.656 billion Molesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rax Talaki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Molesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,630 trillion Mokranas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 288,227 Mokranas, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Rax Talaki has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molesie's national animal is the Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Oracles of the holy crocodile.

Molesie is ranked 78,880th in the world and 124th in The Black Hawks for Most Extreme, scoring 25.96 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 952ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 969thMost Patriotic: 1,520thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,651stMost Armed: 1,906thLargest Mining Sector: 1,937thLargest Black Market: 2,287thHighest Average Incomes: 2,646thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,747thFattest Citizens: 2,797thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,835thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,227thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,263rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,308thLargest Retail Industry: 3,443rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,899thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,813thMost Efficient Economies: 5,753rdLargest Governments: 7,150thRudest Citizens: 8,815thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,843rdMost Cultured: 9,165thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,071stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,835thLowest Crime Rates: 12,339thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,433rdHighest Economic Output: 12,926thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,223rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,365thMost Devout: 15,952ndMost Conservative: 16,126thSmartest Citizens: 20,338thMost Influential: 22,131stMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,876thMost Authoritarian: 27,020thMost Developed: 27,813th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 33rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 34th in the regionMost Stationary: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Molesie, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : Following new legislation in Molesie, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in Molesie, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Molesie, Rax Talaki has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra.
  • : Following new legislation in Molesie, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Molesie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Molesie, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
  • : Following new legislation in Molesie, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Molesie, aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Molesie has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Molesie, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.

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