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Most Armed: 4,590th Largest Mining Sector: 7,249th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,216th
The Protectorate of
Father Knows Best State
Vires acquirit eundo
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.806 billion

LeaderKhanter W Molchaniye


The Protectorate of Molchaniye is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Khanter W Molchaniye with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.806 billion Molchaniyeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khanter. The average income tax rate is 12.7%.

The Molchaniyean economy, worth 236 trillion bottlecaps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 62,207 bottlecaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", Khanter W Molchaniye has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molchaniye's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Molchaniye is ranked 30,404th in the world and 1,692nd in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 13.31 Obesity Rate.

Most Armed: 4,590thLargest Mining Sector: 7,249thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,216thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,307th
Most Armed: 125th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 202nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 320th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 449th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 700th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Kyorgia, Marilyn Manson Freaks, and Blueflarst.

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