The Peoples Republic of Mokov is a massive, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary Yegor Kalintov with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.285 billion Mokovi are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nový Litkov. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Mokovi economy, worth 105 trillion Státní Bankovkas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 82,454 Státní Bankovkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mokov's national animal is the Ball Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is National Bolshevism.

Mokov is ranked 163,918^th in the world and 91^st in The Western Isles for Most Avoided, scoring 0.69 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.