The Regimentalist State of Mokov is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Vozhd Pavel Markeviç with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.235 billion Mokovi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ivanozavodsk. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mokovi economy, worth 310 trillion Státní Bankovkas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 95,971 Státní Bankovkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers, and the recently bereaved have plenty of time to mourn during their incarcerations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mokov's national animal is the Ball Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mokovi Orthodoxy.

Mokov is ranked 32,048^th in the world and 61^st in The Western Isles for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 5.31 Bank.