The Commonwealth of Mojaguay is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 27.05 billion Mojaguayans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cunda. The average income tax rate is 53.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mojaguayan economy, worth a remarkable 4,955 trillion pescatores a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,196 pescatores, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, new Mojaguayan taxis are fitted with server racks, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mojaguay's national animal is the gecko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holy Mother Church.

Mojaguay is ranked 262,354^th in the world and 183^rd in Canada for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -24.33 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.