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Nicest Citizens: 13th Most Cheerful Citizens: 14th Most Compassionate Citizens: 16th
The Idyllic Paradise of
Left-Leaning College State
A Starbucks on every corner!
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Mograpelandia

Population32.397 billion

CapitalClutchington
LeaderCharlie

Currencyspiff
AnimalArmadillo

The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Charlie with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 32.397 billion Mograpelandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mograpelandian economy, worth an astonishing 11,393 trillion spiffs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 351,678 spiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, refugees from other nations are flocking to Mograpelandia's border, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mograpelandia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mograpelandia is ranked 170,614th in the world and 4th in Lake ilopango for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -49.01 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Nicest Citizens: 13thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16thMost Pacifist: 20thLargest Publishing Industry: 26thMost Cultured: 31stHealthiest Citizens: 37thLeast Corrupt Governments: 38thMost Developed: 39thMost Inclusive: 46thSmartest Citizens: 52ndSafest: 54thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 57thMost Rebellious Youth: 63rdLongest Average Lifespans: 66thMost Advanced Public Education: 85thMost Stationary: 86thLargest Welfare Programs: 110thBest Weather: 128thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 142ndHighest Poor Incomes: 159thLargest Populations: 164thLargest Governments: 177thMost Advanced Public Transport: 189thMost Beautiful Environments: 194thHighest Economic Output: 201stLowest Crime Rates: 217thHighest Average Tax Rates: 287thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 471stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 566thMost Devout: 721stHighest Average Incomes: 744thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,049thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,307thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,765thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,565thMost Influential: 4,179thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,542ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,193rdNudest: 14,944th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, refugees from other nations are flocking to Mograpelandia's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, almost all products in Mograpelandia are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Armadilloball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.

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