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Most Cheerful Citizens: 9thNicest Citizens: 10thMost Pacifist: 16th
The Idyllic Paradise of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
A Starbucks and weed dispensary on every corner!
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Mograpelandia

Population45.983 billion

CapitalClutchington
LeaderCharlie Bezerko
FaithFree Individual Choice and Hedonism

Currencyspiff
AnimalArmadillo

The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Charlie Bezerko with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 45.983 billion Mograpelandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mograpelandian economy, worth an astonishing 20,051 trillion spiffs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 436,057 spiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mograpelandia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free Individual Choice and Hedonism.

Mograpelandia is ranked 223,900th in the world and 3rd in Lake golumania for Most Conservative, scoring 30.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 9thNicest Citizens: 10thMost Pacifist: 16thLeast Corrupt Governments: 24thLargest Publishing Industry: 25thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26thMost Cultured: 27thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rdSafest: 34thHealthiest Citizens: 34thHighest Food Quality: 44thMost Developed: 46thLongest Average Lifespans: 52ndMost Rebellious Youth: 62ndSmartest Citizens: 76thLargest Welfare Programs: 97thBest Weather: 116thMost Inclusive: 118thMost Advanced Public Transport: 124thMost Advanced Public Education: 140thHighest Economic Output: 140thMost Beautiful Environments: 142ndLargest Governments: 145thLowest Crime Rates: 175thLargest Populations: 183rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 204thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 244thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 346thHighest Poor Incomes: 358thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 403rdHighest Average Incomes: 794thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 961stMost Devout: 1,422ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,674thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 4,201stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,723rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,480thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,562ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 20,632ndMost Influential: 20,777thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,883rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, only adults may purchase violent video games.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBM Governor goes house hunting.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.

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