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Nicest Citizens: 10thMost Pacifist: 12thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th
The Idyllic Paradise of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A Starbucks on every corner!
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Mograpelandia

Population37.779 billion

CapitalClutchington
LeaderCharlie
FaithFree Individual Choice

Currencyspiff
AnimalArmadillo

The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Charlie with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 37.779 billion Mograpelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mograpelandian economy, worth an astonishing 14,855 trillion spiffs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 393,229 spiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Lake Golumania, and shopping comes bagged and tagged. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mograpelandia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free Individual Choice.

Mograpelandia is ranked 139,742nd in the world and 2nd in Lake Golumania for Most Pro-Market, scoring 33.56 on the Rand Index.

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Nicest Citizens: 10thMost Pacifist: 12thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15thLargest Publishing Industry: 23rdMost Developed: 28thMost Cultured: 28thLeast Corrupt Governments: 29thHealthiest Citizens: 30thSafest: 31stLongest Average Lifespans: 36thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55thMost Rebellious Youth: 58thSmartest Citizens: 59thMost Inclusive: 77thLargest Welfare Programs: 104thBest Weather: 107thMost Advanced Public Education: 123rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 143rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 153rdMost Beautiful Environments: 158thHighest Economic Output: 165thLargest Governments: 167thLowest Crime Rates: 169thLargest Populations: 174thHighest Average Tax Rates: 240thHighest Poor Incomes: 297thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 301stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 348thHighest Average Incomes: 791stMost Devout: 1,038thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,372ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,659thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,501stMost Efficient Economies: 6,154thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,079thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,905thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,263rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, shopping comes bagged and tagged.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Lake Golumania.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Mograpelandia was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.

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