Most Cheerful Citizens: 15th Nicest Citizens: 16th Most Pacifist: 20th
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The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Charlie with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.173 billion Mograpelandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mograpelandian economy, worth an astonishing 10,347 trillion spiffs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 342,949 spiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, Max Barry is this year's Miss Mograpelandia, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and selfie stick use is a required Scout badge. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mograpelandia's national animal is the Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mograpelandia is ranked 135,642nd in the world and 3rd in Lake ilopango for Most Average, scoring 26.38 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15thNicest Citizens: 16thMost Pacifist: 20thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21stMost Inclusive: 25thMost Developed: 29thMost Advanced Public Education: 34thMost Cultured: 36thSmartest Citizens: 46thLargest Publishing Industry: 46thHealthiest Citizens: 49thLargest Welfare Programs: 51stLeast Corrupt Governments: 51stHighest Poor Incomes: 53rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 57thSafest: 61stLongest Average Lifespans: 65thMost Rebellious Youth: 74thLargest Governments: 107thMost Stationary: 122ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 122ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 128thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 137thBest Weather: 139thLowest Crime Rates: 142ndMost Beautiful Environments: 165thLargest Populations: 180thHighest Economic Output: 207thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 337thMost Devout: 387thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 507thHighest Average Incomes: 672ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 759thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,334thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,212thMost Influential: 3,799thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,736thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,983rdTop
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Most Politically Free: 8,292ndMost Income Equality: 9,629thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,827th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, Max Barry is this year's Miss Mograpelandia.
  • : Mograpelandia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.

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