by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 14th Nicest Citizens: 14th Most Compassionate Citizens: 17th
The Idyllic Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia
A Starbucks on every corner!
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Charlie with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 31.273 billion Mograpelandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mograpelandian economy, worth an astonishing 10,764 trillion spiffs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 344,196 spiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, bars are packed at all hours, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat, and the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mograpelandia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mograpelandia is ranked 151,519th in the world and 5th in Lake ilopango for Fattest Citizens, with 0.87 Obesity Rate.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 14thNicest Citizens: 14thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17thMost Pacifist: 18thLargest Publishing Industry: 28thMost Developed: 33rdMost Cultured: 35thMost Inclusive: 42ndHealthiest Citizens: 45thSmartest Citizens: 46thLeast Corrupt Governments: 46thMost Advanced Public Education: 48thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56thSafest: 60thLongest Average Lifespans: 62ndMost Rebellious Youth: 67thLargest Welfare Programs: 77thMost Stationary: 92ndHighest Poor Incomes: 94thBest Weather: 127thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 144thLargest Governments: 166thLargest Populations: 169thMost Advanced Public Transport: 172ndLowest Crime Rates: 175thMost Beautiful Environments: 180thHighest Economic Output: 208thHighest Average Tax Rates: 253rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 381stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 526thMost Devout: 532ndHighest Average Incomes: 713thMost Scientifically Advanced: 871stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,267thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,571stMost Influential: 3,869thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,226thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,756thTop
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Nudest: 9,107thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,588thMost Income Equality: 11,640th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, much of Mograpelandia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening.

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