by Max Barry

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 121stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 202ndHighest Crime Rates: 373rd
The Capital City of
Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population18.687 billion



The Capital City of Mogadishu is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.687 billion Mogadishuans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Welfare and Law & Order not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mogadishuan economy, worth a remarkable 4,511 trillion shillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 241,415 shillings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,243,268 per year while the poor average 2,400, a ratio of 934 to 1.

Concussed lionball players cannot remember their lineup position, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Mogadishu for fear of causing a fuss. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mogadishu's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mogadishu is ranked 85,250th in the world and 9th in Mordor for Most Politically Free, scoring 67.43 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 121stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 202ndHighest Crime Rates: 373rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 398thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 412thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 510thLargest Insurance Industry: 530thMost Armed: 533rdLargest Gambling Industry: 539thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 668thFattest Citizens: 713thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 743rdMost Rebellious Youth: 920thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,088thMost Avoided: 1,381stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,607thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,785thHighest Economic Output: 2,270thTop
Rudest Citizens: 3,463rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,778thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,027thLargest Retail Industry: 4,543rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,266thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,290thLargest Mining Sector: 8,042ndLargest Populations: 8,140thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,426thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,180thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,998thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,882ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,536thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,402ndLargest Black Market: 16,382ndMost Pro-Market: 16,570thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,788thSmartest Citizens: 19,031stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,954thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,390th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the region

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