by Max Barry

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 123rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 209thHighest Crime Rates: 375th
The Capital City of
Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population19.886 billion



The Capital City of Mogadishu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 19.886 billion Mogadishuans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Welfare and Law & Order not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mogadishuan economy, worth a remarkable 4,800 trillion shillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 241,415 shillings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,243,268 per year while the poor average 2,400, a ratio of 934 to 1.

Concussed lionball players cannot remember their lineup position, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Mogadishu for fear of causing a fuss. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mogadishu's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mogadishu is ranked 156,682nd in the world and 22nd in Mordor for Most Conservative, scoring 42 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 123rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 209thHighest Crime Rates: 375thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 396thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 406thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 487thLargest Insurance Industry: 496thLargest Gambling Industry: 539thMost Armed: 546thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 691stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 724thFattest Citizens: 737thMost Avoided: 770thMost Rebellious Youth: 902ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,090thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,610thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,946thHighest Economic Output: 2,263rdTop
Rudest Citizens: 3,879thHighest Average Incomes: 3,936thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,071stLargest Retail Industry: 4,852ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,806thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,559thLargest Populations: 7,979thLargest Mining Sector: 8,317thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,931stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,424thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,528thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,889thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,118thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,353rdMost Pro-Market: 17,531stLargest Black Market: 17,699thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,803rdSmartest Citizens: 18,927thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,925thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,459th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the region

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