The Temporary Republic of Module 34 Youreeordia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Me No Membrrr with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.732 billion Youreeordians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.9%.

The powerhouse Module 34 Youreeordian economy, worth 940 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,618 rupees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 428,066 per year while the poor average 13,619, a ratio of 31.4 to 1.

The government is lending a hand to private industry, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, the newest shade developed by Module 34 Youreeordia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and ladies are meant to gush with enthusiasm if they get a new vacuum cleaner for their birthday. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Module 34 Youreeordia's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pinkism.

Module 34 Youreeordia is ranked 243,320^th in the world and 245^th in The Regected Realns for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.85 law-abiding acts per hour.