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Highest Crime Rates: 312thMost Armed: 544thMost Rebellious Youth: 760th
The Pirate League of
Left-Leaning College State
No Prey, No Pay
Decimvs Barbarossa
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population29.795 billion

LeaderDecimvs Barbarossa
FaithMilitant Hedonism


The Pirate League of Mocanaqua is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Decimvs Barbarossa with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.795 billion Mocanaquans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hades. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mocanaquan economy, worth a remarkable 4,771 trillion Doubloons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 160,159 Doubloons, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mocanaqua's national animal is the Tardigrade, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Militant Hedonism.

Mocanaqua is ranked 213,892nd in the world and 152nd in Texas for Most Inclusive, scoring 37.7 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 312thMost Armed: 544thMost Rebellious Youth: 760thLargest Publishing Industry: 830thLargest Gambling Industry: 881stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,181stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,460thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,997thMost Cultured: 2,282ndHighest Economic Output: 2,303rdTop
Largest Populations: 2,569thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,641stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,112thMost Avoided: 4,153rdLargest Black Market: 5,881stSmartest Citizens: 6,540thHighest Food Quality: 7,443rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,872ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,883rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,407thRudest Citizens: 10,491stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,935thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,530thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,963rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,128thHighest Average Incomes: 12,208thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,660thLargest Retail Industry: 22,666thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,126th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mocanaqua was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and Highest Food Quality.
  • : Mocanaqua was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Mocanaqua was endorsed by The Soviet Era of Aviation of KJU Marshall.
  • : Mocanaqua was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Mocanaqua was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Mocanaqua was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Mocanaqua was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Mocanaqua was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Mocanaqua was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Mocanaqua's influence in Texas rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » NewTexas, Tishanda, and Indian Empire.

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