The Pirate League of Mocanaqua is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Decimvs Barbarossa with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.795 billion Mocanaquans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hades. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mocanaquan economy, worth a remarkable 4,771 trillion Doubloons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 160,159 Doubloons, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mocanaqua's national animal is the Tardigrade, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Militant Hedonism.

Mocanaqua is ranked 213,892^nd in the world and 152^nd in Texas for Most Inclusive, scoring 37.7 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.