The Pirate League of Mocanaqua is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Decimvs Barbarossa with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 31.827 billion Mocanaquans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hades. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mocanaquan economy, worth a remarkable 5,402 trillion Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 169,757 Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, most Mocanaquans would sell their own grandmother, computers have been put in control of the economy to keep computers from controlling the economy, and the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mocanaqua's national animal is the Tardigrade, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Militant Hedonism.

Mocanaqua is ranked 88,544^th in the world and 72^nd in Texas for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,663.04 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.