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Highest Crime Rates: 312thMost Armed: 518thMost Rebellious Youth: 771st
The Pirate League of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
No Prey, No Pay
Decimvs Barbarossa
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population28.93 billion

LeaderDecimvs Barbarossa
FaithMilitant Hedonism


The Pirate League of Mocanaqua is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Decimvs Barbarossa with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 28.93 billion Mocanaquans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hades. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mocanaquan economy, worth a remarkable 4,670 trillion Doubloons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 161,425 Doubloons, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 892,510 per year while the poor average 14,723, a ratio of 60.6 to 1.

Sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mocanaqua's national animal is the Tardigrade, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Militant Hedonism.

Mocanaqua is ranked 234,138th in the world and 174th in Texas for Most Pacifist, with 3.55 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Highest Crime Rates: 312thMost Armed: 518thMost Rebellious Youth: 771stLargest Publishing Industry: 904thLargest Gambling Industry: 918thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,157thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,394thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,770thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,202ndHighest Economic Output: 2,215thMost Cultured: 2,256thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,567thLargest Populations: 2,617thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,864thLargest Black Market: 5,811thSmartest Citizens: 6,563rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,687thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,724thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,646thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,195thHighest Average Incomes: 11,632ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,309thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,620thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,910thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,859thLargest Retail Industry: 20,919thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,616thRudest Citizens: 22,931st
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the region

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