The Pirate League of Mocanaqua is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Decimvs Barbarossa with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 34.077 billion Mocanaquans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hades. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mocanaquan economy, worth a remarkable 5,875 trillion Doubloons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 172,407 Doubloons, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Belief that Decimvs Barbarossa is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks, getting a blood transfusion from a Mocanaquan entitles a foreigner to citizenship, and tourists call Mocanaquan beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mocanaqua's national animal is the Tardigrade, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Militant Hedonism.

Mocanaqua is ranked 10,215^th in the world and 20^th in Texas for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 438,558 Standard Monetary Units.