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Highest Crime Rates: 371stMost Armed: 677thLargest Publishing Industry: 795th
The Pirate League of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
No Prey, No Pay
Decimvs Barbarossa
Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Mocanaqua

Population31.827 billion

CapitalHades
LeaderDecimvs Barbarossa
FaithMilitant Hedonism

CurrencyDoubloon
AnimalTardigrade

The Pirate League of Mocanaqua is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Decimvs Barbarossa with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 31.827 billion Mocanaquans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hades. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mocanaquan economy, worth a remarkable 5,402 trillion Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 169,757 Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, most Mocanaquans would sell their own grandmother, computers have been put in control of the economy to keep computers from controlling the economy, and the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mocanaqua's national animal is the Tardigrade, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Militant Hedonism.

Mocanaqua is ranked 88,544th in the world and 72nd in Texas for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,663.04 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Highest Crime Rates: 371stMost Armed: 677thLargest Publishing Industry: 795thMost Rebellious Youth: 802ndLargest Gambling Industry: 846thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,237thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,697thHighest Economic Output: 2,192ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,338thMost Cultured: 2,413thLargest Populations: 2,493rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,534thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,052ndLargest Black Market: 3,515thMost Avoided: 4,689thSmartest Citizens: 6,529thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,188thHighest Food Quality: 7,764thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,041stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,061stHighest Average Incomes: 11,225thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,038thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,188thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,329thMost Influential: 16,670thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,841st
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mocanaqua was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Mocanaqua was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Mocanaqua, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
  • : Mocanaqua was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Mocanaqua was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Mocanaqua endorsed Ultimate brazil.
  • : Mocanaqua was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Mocanaqua was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Mocanaqua was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Mocanaqua was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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