Population | 9.79 billion |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | lion |
The United Kingdom of Mobs Chir Imple is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.79 billion Mobs Chir Impleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 46.6%.
The very strong Mobs Chir Implean economy, worth 545 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,710 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mobs Chir Imple's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Mobs Chir Imple is ranked 131,543rd in the world and 45th in Keep of Darkness XL for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.88 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mobs Chir Imple's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Mobs Chir Imple's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Truckler".
- : Mobs Chir Imple's influence in Keep of Darkness XL rose from "Zero" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Mobs Chir Imple relocated from Suspicious to Keep of Darkness XL.
- : Mobs Chir Imple's influence in Suspicious rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Mobs Chir Imple was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Mobs Chir Imple was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Mobs Chir Imple was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Mobs Chir Imple was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Mobs Chir Imple was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.