The Republic of Mobilitus is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, lack of airports, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.733 billion Mobilitusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Public Transport and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Education and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mobilitusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,289 trillion currencies a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 224,958 currencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 721,232 per year while the poor average 53,223, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Polychromatic seas of leaves blanket the ground while sewers and drain pipes are clogged by their detritus, citizens have voted the song "Leader Smells Like An Animal" as their new national anthem, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Leader's eyes only', and government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mobilitus's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mobilitus is ranked 283,840^th in the world and 11^th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.06 law-abiding acts per hour.