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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1stMost Subsidized Industry: 3rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 133rd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Motto
Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Mobilitus

Population6.405 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of Mobilitus is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.405 billion Mobilitusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Public Transport is also considered important, while Education and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mobilitusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,455 trillion currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 227,315 currencies, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mobilitus's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mobilitus is ranked 93,819th in the world and 14th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Most Stationary, with 490.10074883532 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1stMost Subsidized Industry: 3rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 133rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 156thMost Avoided: 168thHighest Crime Rates: 215thHighest Drug Use: 274thMost Corrupt Governments: 321stMost Efficient Economies: 323rdMost Armed: 441stMost Primitive: 645thLargest Retail Industry: 1,204thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,174thRudest Citizens: 2,692ndLargest Black Market: 2,939thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,401stMost Secular: 3,441stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,448thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,466thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,118thLargest Governments: 5,210thLargest Mining Sector: 6,087thHighest Average Incomes: 7,034thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,547thNudest: 10,950thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 18,536thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,546th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mobilitus, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Mobilitus, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Mobilitus, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in Mobilitus, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
  • : Following new legislation in Mobilitus, children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it.
  • : Following new legislation in Mobilitus, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Mobilitus, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Mobilitus, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in Mobilitus, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Mobilitus, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.

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