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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,354thHighest Crime Rates: 2,381stRudest Citizens: 4,191st
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Moaning Lisa

Population813 million

CapitalFanny Hill
LeaderMoll Flanders

CurrencyVoucher
AnimalLouse

The Nomadic Peoples of Moaning Lisa is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Moll Flanders with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 813 million Moaning Lisans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fanny Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Moaning Lisan economy, worth 93.5 trillion Vouchers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 114,961 Vouchers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 426,484 per year while the poor average 21,797, a ratio of 19.6 to 1.

The police force is on a recruitment drive, the study of medicine is popular throughout Moaning Lisa, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, and vehicular homicide by Moaning Lisan ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Moaning Lisa's national animal is the Louse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Moaning Lisa is ranked 206,992nd in the world and 6,793rd in Lazarus for Most Pacifist, with 12.31 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,354thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,381stRudest Citizens: 4,191stHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,205thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,327thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,212thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,384thFattest Citizens: 6,464thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,416thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,052ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,009thMost Armed: 11,460thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 12,039thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,216thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,219thHighest Drug Use: 12,941stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,581st
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 129th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 132nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 149th in the regionRudest Citizens: 189th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 321st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 330th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 350th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 354th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 380th in the regionFattest Citizens: 390th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 428th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 454th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 503rd in the regionMost Armed: 549th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 559th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 598th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 646th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 746th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 825th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Moaning Lisa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Moaning Lisa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, vehicular homicide by Moaning Lisan ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, the study of medicine is popular throughout Moaning Lisa.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, the police force is on a recruitment drive.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Moaning Lisa lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, the government is a law unto itself.

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