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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,877thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,103rdRudest Citizens: 3,026th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Show me the money!
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Moaning Lisa

Population1.917 billion

CapitalFanny Hill
LeaderMoll Flanders
FaithCourtesanship

CurrencyVoucher
AnimalLouse

The Nomadic Peoples of Moaning Lisa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Moll Flanders with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.917 billion Moaning Lisans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fanny Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Moaning Lisan economy, worth 295 trillion Vouchers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 153,937 Vouchers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 561,733 per year while the poor average 29,953, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

It's illegal to exterminate cockroaches, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, in a baffling press conference Moll Flanders proudly dismantled a broken door, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Moaning Lisa's national animal is the Louse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Courtesanship.

Moaning Lisa is ranked 73,412th in the world and 2,423rd in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,153.79 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,877thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,103rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,026thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,032ndHighest Crime Rates: 3,220thLargest Retail Industry: 3,247thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,160thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,706thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,043rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,148thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,414thFattest Citizens: 5,452ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,445thTop
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Most Armed: 12,727thMost Efficient Economies: 12,766thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,967thHighest Average Incomes: 13,344thMost Cultured: 15,088thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,632ndHighest Food Quality: 15,739thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,904thMost Inclusive: 16,375thHighest Drug Use: 17,211thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,181stMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,411thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,102nd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 85th in the regionRudest Citizens: 125th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 156th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 163rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 178th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 212th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 217th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 237th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 243rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 269th in the regionFattest Citizens: 295th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 297th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 388th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 550th in the regionMost Armed: 595th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 599th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 659th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 677th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Moaning Lisa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, in a baffling press conference Moll Flanders proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
  • : Moaning Lisa lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Moaning Lisa lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Moaning Lisa lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Moaning Lisa, it's illegal to exterminate cockroaches.
  • : Moaning Lisa lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Moaning Lisa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

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