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Largest Retail Industry: 316thMost Subsidized Industry: 646thHighest Poor Incomes: 659th
The SSR of
Father Knows Best State
Strength through unity
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population7.369 billion

FaithMilitant Catholic


The SSR of Moanapo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by tutankhamun with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, conspicuous electricity pylons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.369 billion Moanapoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astrakhan. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moanapoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,766 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 375,376 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and the government is avowedly secular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moanapo's national animal is the Liger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Militant Catholic.

Moanapo is ranked 6,934th in the world and 358th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,723.82 on the Edu-tellignceŽ Test Score.

Largest Retail Industry: 316thMost Subsidized Industry: 646thHighest Poor Incomes: 659thLargest Black Market: 693rdMost Corrupt Governments: 722ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 786thLargest Insurance Industry: 924thHighest Average Incomes: 994thMost Influential: 1,166thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,410thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,539thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,618thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,669thMost Efficient Economies: 1,710thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,711thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,752ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,259thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,282ndTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,892ndMost Cultured: 2,945thLargest Mining Sector: 2,991stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,003rdMost Devout: 3,879thLargest Governments: 3,885thRudest Citizens: 4,145thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,925thHighest Economic Output: 5,310thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,533rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,690thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,982ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,491stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,934thMost Developed: 7,109thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,535thMost Avoided: 8,678thSmartest Citizens: 8,786thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,053rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,726thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,598thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,591stLargest Welfare Programs: 16,010thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,048thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,057thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,943rdHighest Drug Use: 22,750thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,992nd
Largest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 41st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 57th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 89th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionFattest Citizens: 99th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 105th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 106th in the regionMost Cultured: 144th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 153rd in the regionMost Devout: 158th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 177th in the regionLargest Governments: 208th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 213th in the regionRudest Citizens: 222nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 230th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 279th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 290th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 294th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 358th in the regionMost Avoided: 385th in the regionMost Developed: 439th in the regionMost Influential: 463rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 477th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 495th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 510th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 541st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 544th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 565th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 621st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 641st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 748th in the regionMost Stationary: 823rd in the regionLargest Populations: 854th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 900th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,002nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Moanapo, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Moanapo, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Moanapo, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Moanapo, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.
  • : Following new legislation in Moanapo, protestors are soaking piles of Pounds in blood to make a point about government incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Moanapo, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Moanapo, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Moanapo, Tutankhamun's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Moanapo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Moanapo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 218 » Notyoutopia, Pallaith, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, Buckerino, Trillius, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, PlanetPunk, Ethnon, Kwaj, Napnomadia, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, Dreadton, Shibutani, Shadowrik, Haor Chall, Steampunk Ariel, Siwale, Chukstik Illahi, Dopeland420, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Frances Francis the First of France, Acrabinnia, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, Sunto, Sundred, Holy Oranz, Joodey, Karazan, Destructive Government Endorsing System, 1 very fast endotarter, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Votak Matim, Wooleystan, Moubarakistan, Soviet Terran, Maott, Guer Aike, Xentherida, Pasargad, Ice and Tinian, Wilkshire, and 168 others.Kobagia, Glurponia, Loutsland, Orado, Bearical, SORT, Vincone Cae, Daiz, Runeda, The Tampa Bay Rays, Abiswashyo-bhumi, New Octicarg, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, The Bureaucratic Territories, Unsophisticate, Panama Coalition, Walter Jackson, Newpromisedland, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, The Sinclarian Provinces, Esplandia, The Gamer Party, PotatoFarmers, Kranostav, United Kahndaq, Yukti, Clan Spaniel, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Ravendi, Interdimensional Zone, Tachycardia, Malta Comino Gozo, Empy, Partax, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Volstokn, New Lakemba, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, Universal State Formula, Xagill, The New Communist Republic Of States, The Endless Eventide, Diodone, Crader, Prevaland, Yokciq Empire, Varola, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, The Windmilluminati, Unshleepd, Hyphen, Nationeer, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Zeternia, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Paul Pasch, Sikol, Zzozona, I Like Killing people, Prydania, Libertania Democratica, Asoc lon, Kocherian, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Brucklania, Highton Islands, Madjack, Innocentic, Xipher, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Andexia, U S Eh, Heilhum Imperius, The Unicrons, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Eywaan, Harjad, Dangine, Lulubellia, Xyrron, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Hardscrabble, Republica Guilleana, Draconian Progression, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Pytong, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Ozstan, Venicea, Imperial Pieserged, WeKnow, Maratabat, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Sevinland, Free Atlantis, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Nodnarb, Climeria, Yellops, Seijitsu, New Michag, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Singamadri, Colfes, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Nuronte, His Enduring Majesty, Galbadiana, Star Kingdom, Planes, Moneyflows, East Akra, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Strongwill, Vesteysia, Barabolia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Svenskan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Figyjharli, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Wapistan, Questann, Lol2639, Pleroma Sans Romans, Kromi, Siforpeo, Travislavania, Ellbonnia, Tyirza, Super Girl, BTProductions, Maclare, Aryan Homeland, Yoshikage Kira and Killer Queen, Alexander the Magnus, Korean-Joseon, and Mon Island.

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