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Highest Crime Rates: 1,261stMost Politically Free: 1,475thRudest Citizens: 1,487th
The Liberated Peoples of
Anarchy
ONIICHAN!!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Moan Town

Population920 million

CapitalDam-hyuen

CurrencyWon
AnimalMoaning Turtle

The Liberated Peoples of Moan Town is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 920 million Moaners live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dam-hyuen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.

The powerhouse Moanite economy, worth 89.4 trillion Won a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 97,138 Won, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 492,315 per year while the poor average 10,632, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

Commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Moanite mussels the biggest in The Western Isles, the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares, and citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Moan Town's national animal is the Moaning Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Moan Town is ranked 2,259th in the world and 7th in The Western Isles for Fattest Citizens, with 40.37 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,261stMost Politically Free: 1,475thRudest Citizens: 1,487thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,499thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,610thHighest Drug Use: 1,619thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,759thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,995thFattest Citizens: 2,259thMost Avoided: 2,396thTop
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Most Armed: 3,475thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,967thLargest Retail Industry: 4,621stMost Primitive: 6,317thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,774thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,438thMost Devout: 11,430thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,434thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,223rdLargest Mining Sector: 20,207thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,464thMost Extreme: 25,061stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,662ndMost Pro-Market: 25,772nd
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Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionMost Primitive: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 29th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Moan Town, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
  • : Moan Town was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Moan Town, the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares.
  • : Following new legislation in Moan Town, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Moanite mussels the biggest in The Western Isles.
  • : Following new legislation in Moan Town, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Moan Town, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Moan Town, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted.
  • : Following new legislation in Moan Town, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Moan Town, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
  • : Following new legislation in Moan Town, people talk about things being better when men were men.

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