The Shoot First Shoot Later of Moailandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexander Krisnov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.534 billion Moailandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moaxia. The average income tax rate is 79.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Moailandian economy, worth 245 trillion Moailandian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,041 Moailandian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Moailandia has found 2 easter eggs), the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moailandia's national animal is the Moko Uru Uru Kau, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nothing.

Moailandia is ranked 163,312^th in the world and 6,240^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 467.92 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.