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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 490thMost Influential: 2,002ndMost Secular: 3,960th
The Shoot First Shoot Later of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Alexander Krisnov
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.534 billion

LeaderAlexander Krisnov

CurrencyMoailandian Dollar
AnimalMoko Uru Uru Kau

The Shoot First Shoot Later of Moailandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexander Krisnov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.534 billion Moailandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moaxia. The average income tax rate is 79.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Moailandian economy, worth 245 trillion Moailandian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,041 Moailandian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Moailandia has found 2 easter eggs), the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moailandia's national animal is the Moko Uru Uru Kau, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nothing.

Moailandia is ranked 163,312th in the world and 6,240th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 467.92 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 490thMost Influential: 2,002ndTop
Most Secular: 3,960thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,434thMost Patriotic: 6,718thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,706thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,097thMost Cultured: 9,586thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,639thHighest Food Quality: 10,244thMost Developed: 10,690thMost Inclusive: 11,098thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,203rdMost Corrupt Governments: 11,393rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,021stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,009thLargest Governments: 13,083rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,130thLowest Crime Rates: 14,096thHighest Average Incomes: 14,351stSmartest Citizens: 14,983rdTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 16,584thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,060thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,093rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,262ndMost Subsidized Industry: 20,410thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,105thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,268thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,451stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,707thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,947thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,017thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27,726thLargest Welfare Programs: 30,592nd
Most Secular: 198th in the regionMost Patriotic: 276th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 315th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 317th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 358th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 421st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 430th in the regionMost Cultured: 488th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 544th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 552nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 558th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 561st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 587th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 591st in the regionTop
Most Developed: 624th in the regionMost Inclusive: 629th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 641st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 641st in the regionLargest Governments: 652nd in the regionMost Influential: 656th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 664th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 676th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 677th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 713th in the regionLargest Black Market: 740th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 751st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 801st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 855th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 911th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 937th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 989th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,026th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,095th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,143rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Moailandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Moailandia endorsed The Community of Zadith.
  • : Following new legislation in Moailandia, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Moailandia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Moailandia, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Following new legislation in Moailandia, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Moailandia, players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Moailandia has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Moailandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Moailandia, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Moailandia was endorsed by The Republic of Elliniki Dhmokratia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 270 » Fruition, Filibustra, Ethnon, Bardopia, Davidianian, Yaorozu, Amdupe, Laforeia, Western Vapia, Hulldom, Aenglaland, Bankowiata, Lennie Briscoe, Shibutani, Horrorlandian State, Arucaria, Mataramsunda, United free lands, Gothgraff and Lilium, Aztecas, Corfad, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Kwaj, Homo Sapiens Deuss, Radicaster, The Great States of Mexico, Varisland, Siwale, Free usa, Aguaria Major, Darkanistan, Koda-Land, Bagojo, East Plate, Walter Jackson, New Xyroxes, Pallaith, Chukstik Illahi, Detrivania, Wolffoxia, Q w e r t y, Unsophisticate, Tachycardia, Mondstadtes KaiseReich, Dicko, Frances Francis the First of France, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Pazair, Cult of Silence, Dem Republic of Romania, and 220 others.Panama Coalition, The Rhein States, Misdainana, Necromonia, Omnistria, Eggplant Island, Notyoutopia, Lionsroar, Aerilia, Loutsland, Soviet Terran, Great Bights Mum, Gort-8, PotatoFarmers, Gridland Empire, French Bananastan, The Pyros, Pasargad, Oannia, Karazan, Azzarel, Heilhum Imperius, PlanetMercury, Wilkshire, Old Emporia, The Bureaucratic Territories, The Confederation of Earth, Ishtimbine, Former English Colony, Regallio, Russila, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Amderlask, Starway, Phoronu, The Sinclarian Provinces, Dacian Freelands, Dreadton, Tamarvand, United Stratford, Vlenkenov, Yukti, Meadowfields, Gran Amerigo, Sea Star Islands, Solmetria, The Austro Germanic Union, Free Culture, Monke City, Kranostav, Neve, TamilPesum, Crystal Creation, Frokolia, Kandorith, Sunto, Norvoz, Alice Gardens, Sil Dorsett, Cinnibar, David Davidson, Lemonbiscuits, Transitional Global Authority, Greater Portugaliza, Pyos Ter, Pleroma Sans Romans, Communist Beijing Must be China, The Erie Doctrine, South Baba, Vexilia, Greater Siberian Realm, Federation of Vanguard, Better than this Hellhole, Husseberg, Wadua, Tolandolia, Anti-void, Hiyzis, Choi Hanji, Ellbonnia, No729, Danjuka, New Lakemba, ConSumeistan, Nouvel Empire, Coalition of Gedran, Quincy, Aurasreich, Xarikistan, Liberate World Order, Calcucia, The Unicrons, Austro-Bavarian States, Individualist Catopia, Socialist People of Redondo Mundo, Wineclaw, Republica Guilleana, Unshleepd, Super Cool Liechtenstein, Peskax, Harjad, United States of Americanas, Halleffle, Homosexual Shrooms, Spifftopiania, New Grine Ordinliis, Technocratic-european Countries, Attempted Socialism, Greater Velana, Lemsrow, A Salmon Named Harold, Hopenadya, Zanderlock, Jeltronian WA Mission, Eternal Dominion, Coffee Drinker, Kosova, Arxa, The Serdey Islands, Parpyduckland, Aavos, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Yokciq Empire, Xiang Dynasty, Gojira, Kappacon, The Eurasian Reclamation Collective, New Visdenburg, Nationeer, Atrito, Kelvaros Prime, Arostica, Sou Avida, Card Kingdom, United States of Dictators, Constantinolia, Doichtland, Tape, Communist Lop, Laurendon, Ekrund Greenskins, Chechno-Kalimovski, Reich German, Unite States of Europe, Stranamesta 2, Pinky Queen, Crownidonia, IHateRights, Spacenerdtopia, Gorundu, The Tampa Bay Rays, Simone Republic, Manrien, Velikaya Arstotzka, Soutirchakristan, The Catalan Marc, Anddora, Bibble the Puffball, Dutch Ohio, Eraver, Freedom Russian, Votak Matim, Francois Isidore, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, 1 very fast endotarter, Maott, Noiland, Chipoli, Esperonia, Ibra, Minecraft, Kosanx, Greater Cesnica, Granziz, Snipland, Southern Moosetopia, Thraece, Republic of Konisberg, Sangang, Brezimen, Sojenre, Borrin Quen, Napnomadia, Among us very sus oh no why is it so sus, The Confederate States of America, Darzing, Democratic Phod Rockeernia, Typrevrialand, Pineappleistania, Bakestate, Republica Tecnocrata de Ulthuan, Mallyna, Binstone, Zazumo, Neavira, New Trolinkiskia, Ruskistania, Dantek, Euratica, Imperial Adyaxa, Placuch, CHERN0BYL 2, Flegetonte, The North-Western State, The Galactic Triumvirate, Name 0, Rumagna, Hulsport, Andstions, AE2022, Marlducro, Galbadiana, Illusia and Neverendia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Northern Fern Islands, Western Jazzland, Azassas, Catalis, and Elliniki Dhmokratia.