The Glorious Empire of Moaab is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Imperial Majesty Emperor Ghaith with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.88 billion Moabites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dibon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The powerhouse Moabite economy, worth 607 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,280 Dinars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 338,699 per year while the poor average 23,636, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Moaab's national animal is the Moabite Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Moaab is ranked 50,160^th in the world and 14^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Patriotic, with 31.66 flags saluted per person per day.