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Rudest Citizens: 210thHighest Crime Rates: 262ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 296th
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Population6.083 billion

CapitalNone of your business
LeaderNone of your business
FaithNone of your business

CurrencyRon Paul
Animalkoala bear

The Most Serene Republic of Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by None of your business with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.083 billion Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Joan live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None of your business. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo-ish economy, worth a remarkable 1,330 trillion Ron Pauls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 218,680 Ron Pauls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Pet rocks are sold by the pound, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, reddish-brown is the new black, and it's considered bigoted to assume that a violent psychopath might be dangerous. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo's national animal is the koala bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None of your business.

Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo is ranked 2,441st in the world and 121st in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,738.24 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 210thHighest Crime Rates: 262ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 296thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 328thMost Armed: 376thMost Avoided: 419thFattest Citizens: 421stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 571stLargest Retail Industry: 683rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 825thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,050thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,326thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,466thLargest Mining Sector: 2,017thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,441stHighest Drug Use: 2,768thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,925thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,016thMost Inclusive: 4,148thMost Influential: 4,304thNudest: 4,314thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,429thHighest Average Incomes: 5,362ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,654thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,081stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,210thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,206thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,876thHighest Economic Output: 14,097thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,322ndMost Secular: 15,416thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,486thMost Cultured: 18,165thMost Politically Free: 18,271stSmartest Citizens: 18,470thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,197thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,405thMost Pro-Market: 20,570thMost Efficient Economies: 22,326th
Rudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 37th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 73rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 76th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 91st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 108th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 121st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 158th in the regionMost Inclusive: 161st in the regionNudest: 190th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 200th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 216th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 286th in the regionMost Politically Free: 306th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 338th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 351st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 425th in the regionMost Stationary: 438th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 497th in the regionMost Extreme: 515th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 517th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 604th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 657th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 756th in the regionMost Secular: 891st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo was endorsed by The Republic of Salvoknik.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, it's considered bigoted to assume that a violent psychopath might be dangerous.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, reddish-brown is the new black.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, pet rocks are sold by the pound.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum.
  • : Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.


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