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Rudest Citizens: 288thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 333rdHighest Crime Rates: 419th
The Most Serene Republic of
Anarchy
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Region
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Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo

Population3.696 billion

CapitalNone of your business
LeaderNone of your business
FaithNone of your business

CurrencyRon Paul
Animalkoala bear

The Most Serene Republic of Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by None of your business with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.696 billion Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Joan live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None of your business. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo-ish economy, worth 820 trillion Ron Pauls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 222,078 Ron Pauls, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo flights to avoid the pay lavatories, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo's national animal is the koala bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None of your business.

Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo is ranked 2,676th in the world and 154th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,515.42 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 288thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 333rdHighest Crime Rates: 419thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 462ndFattest Citizens: 524thMost Armed: 618thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 761stMost Avoided: 938thLargest Retail Industry: 950thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 985thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,362ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,433rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,886thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,411thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,676thMost Efficient Economies: 3,480thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,535thMost Influential: 3,563rdLargest Insurance Industry: 3,711thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,135thNudest: 4,365thHighest Average Incomes: 4,700thMost Inclusive: 4,827thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,119thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,689thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,700thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 12,187thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,309thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,498thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,818thSmartest Citizens: 14,283rdMost Pro-Market: 15,897thMost Secular: 16,356thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,888thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,130thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,142nd
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Rudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 47th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 51st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 51st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 69th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 98th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 103rd in the regionMost Influential: 111th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 121st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 135th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 148th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 154th in the regionMost Inclusive: 197th in the regionNudest: 197th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 211th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 215th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 234th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 250th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 351st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 363rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 396th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 400th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 673rd in the regionMost Stationary: 680th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 700th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 751st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, refugees from other nations are flocking to Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, international trade is a sticky issue.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally.

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