The Grand Kingdom of Mlociniakik is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Adrian Avgentine with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed population of 4.439 billion Mlocikians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derfin. The average income tax rate is 77.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mlocikian economy, worth 734 trillion Sniveras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,360 Sniveras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, euthanasia is illegal, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mlociniakik's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mlatonicism.

Mlociniakik is ranked 19,109^th in the world and 7^th in Palatine for Highest Average Incomes, with 165,360.75 Standard Monetary Units.