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The Rogue Nation of MLGPizzaTimeLand is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Peter Parker with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.191 billion MLGPizzaTimeLandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheese filled crust. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.
The powerhouse MLGPizzaTimeLandian economy, worth 132 trillion pepperonis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 60,579 pepperonis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 291,568 per year while the poor average 7,333, a ratio of 39.8 to 1.
The only position a woman can hold is baby-maker, major cities are suffering under water rationing, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MLGPizzaTimeLand's national animal is the spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : MLGPizzaTimeLand's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : MLGPizzaTimeLand's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : MLGPizzaTimeLand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : MLGPizzaTimeLand's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : MLGPizzaTimeLand's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : MLGPizzaTimeLand was refounded in Osiris.
- : MLGPizzaTimeLand ceased to exist in Balder.
- : MLGPizzaTimeLand's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : MLGPizzaTimeLand's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : MLGPizzaTimeLand's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".