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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 364th Most Primitive: 545th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 963rd
The Rogue Nation of
Corporate Police State
Pizza Time!
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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MLGPizzaTimeLand

Population2.191 billion

CapitalCheese filled crust
LeaderPeter Parker

Currencypepperoni
Animalspider

The Rogue Nation of MLGPizzaTimeLand is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Peter Parker with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.191 billion MLGPizzaTimeLandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheese filled crust. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The powerhouse MLGPizzaTimeLandian economy, worth 132 trillion pepperonis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 60,579 pepperonis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 291,568 per year while the poor average 7,333, a ratio of 39.8 to 1.

The only position a woman can hold is baby-maker, major cities are suffering under water rationing, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MLGPizzaTimeLand's national animal is the spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

MLGPizzaTimeLand is ranked 12,899th in the world and 619th in Osiris for Most Devout, with 1,726.9 Prayers Per Hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 364thMost Primitive: 545thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 963rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,337thFattest Citizens: 1,556thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,135thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,469thMost Avoided: 4,235thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,658thLargest Mining Sector: 5,840thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,926thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,155thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,797thMost Devout: 12,899th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionMost Primitive: 30th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 82nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 83rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 123rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 236th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 260th in the regionMost Avoided: 283rd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 371st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 418th in the regionMost Devout: 619th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 621st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 625th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 642nd in the region

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