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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6,922ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,555thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,825th
The Senate of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Gonk Droid
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population4.804 billion

LeaderGonk Droid

CurrencyPakt Mark

The Senate of MLGDogland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 4.804 billion MLGDoglandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogville. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming MLGDoglandian economy, worth 517 trillion Pakt Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 107,781 Pakt Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGDogland's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeism.

MLGDogland is ranked 101,100th in the world and 14th in The Dogeland Alliance for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,355.94 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6,922ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,555thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,825thMost Secular: 14,622ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,644thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,724thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,864thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,815thLowest Crime Rates: 17,220thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,534thLargest Governments: 18,776thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,843rdMost Developed: 20,785th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the region

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