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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,009th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,433rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,960th
The Senate of
Corrupt Dictatorship
dats right its ur boi kermit
Kermit The Noscoper
Influence
Eminence Grise
Chief of Combined Staff
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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MLGDogland

Population2.485 billion

CapitalDogville
LeaderKermit The Noscoper
FaithDogeism

CurrencyPakt Mark
AnimalDog

The Senate of MLGDogland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kermit The Noscoper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.485 billion MLGDoglandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogville. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming MLGDoglandian economy, worth 254 trillion Pakt Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 102,597 Pakt Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGDogland's national animal is the Dog and its national religion is Dogeism.

MLGDogland is ranked 139,527th in the world and 3rd in Warschauer Pakt for Most Primitive, scoring -194.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,433rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,960thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,180thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,660thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,229thMost Secular: 15,891stHighest Poor Incomes: 16,251st

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