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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,327th Most Armed: 6,063rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,885th
The Senate of
Corrupt Dictatorship
dats right its ur boi kermit
Kermit The Noscoper
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Population2.526 billion

LeaderKermit The Noscoper


The Senate of MLGCanineland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kermit The Noscoper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.526 billion MLGCaninelandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canineville. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The MLGCaninelandian economy, worth 146 trillion CanineCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 57,942 CanineCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGCanineland's national animal is the Canine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dogeism.

MLGCanineland is ranked 87,784th in the world and 8th in The Dogeland Alliance for Most Developed, scoring 52.09 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,327thMost Armed: 6,063rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,885thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,653rd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the region

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