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Most Armed: 3,881stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,079thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,517th
The Royal Protectorate of
Moralistic Democracy
You sell drugs we shoot yah?
Colonial Governor Private Eye the 2nd
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population6.834 billion

LeaderColonial Governor Private Eye the 2nd
FaithProtestant Harmoniusm


The Royal Protectorate of Mleocun is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Colonial Governor Private Eye the 2nd with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.834 billion Mleocunese are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detectivegard. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mleocunese economy, worth 943 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 138,055 Bits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 509,334 per year while the poor average 26,405, a ratio of 19.3 to 1.

Colonial Governor Private Eye the 2nd is famed for giving great back rubs, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris, and burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mleocun's national animal is the Macorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Protestant Harmoniusm.

Mleocun is ranked 193,389th in the world and 13th in Of Books and Stories for Nudest, with 45.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Armed: 3,881stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,079thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,517thMost Efficient Economies: 8,899thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,183rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,950thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,164thMost Devout: 10,986thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 11,274thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,461stMost Developed: 11,849thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,103rdLowest Crime Rates: 12,251stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,761stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,709thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,427thHighest Average Incomes: 16,501stHealthiest Citizens: 17,204thLargest Governments: 17,380thHighest Economic Output: 18,153rdSmartest Citizens: 18,340thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,358thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,048th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the region

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