The Men Who Once Were Soldiers of Mjolltrux is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory military service. The cynical population of 9.601 billion Mjolltruxians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Mjolltruxian economy, worth 247 trillion Throwing Hammers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 25,801 Throwing Hammers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, war vets look after war animals, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mjolltrux's national animal is the scary bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mjolltrux is ranked 298,347^th in the world and 12,191^st in Lazarus for Nudest, with 19 cheeks per square mile.