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Safest: 1,430thMost Influential: 1,521stMost Pacifist: 1,738th
The Snowy Paradise of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Mjaumjau

Population14.613 billion

CapitalThe Free Socialist City

Currencymeh
AnimalBoom

The Snowy Paradise of Mjaumjau is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.613 billion Mjaumjauans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Free Socialist City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The large but underdeveloped Mjaumjauan economy, worth 885 trillion mehs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 60,564 mehs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, and people are always able to look each other in the eye. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mjaumjau's national animal is the Boom, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mjaumjau is ranked 205,395th in the world and 256th in Spiritus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -24.7 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Safest: 1,430thMost Influential: 1,521stMost Pacifist: 1,738thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,219thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,805thBest Weather: 2,924thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,958thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,080thMost Secular: 3,249thLowest Crime Rates: 3,316thHealthiest Citizens: 3,745thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,971stLargest Governments: 4,305thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,527thMost Stationary: 4,569thNicest Citizens: 4,686thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,086thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,301stSmartest Citizens: 5,455thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,907thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,531stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,589thMost Cultured: 7,021stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,225thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,709thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,342ndTop
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Most Inclusive: 13,744thLargest Populations: 14,491stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,483rdMost Income Equality: 17,465thHighest Economic Output: 19,178th
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Safest: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mjaumjau was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Mjaumjau's influence in Spiritus fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Mjaumjau's influence in Spiritus rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Mjaumjau's influence in Spiritus fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Mjaumjau's influence in Spiritus rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Mjaumjau was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Mjaumjau was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Mjaumjau was endorsed by Omn lytintickesornto.
  • : Mjaumjau was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Mjaumjau was endorsed by The Holy Potato Autocracy of Kialga.

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