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Most Efficient Economies: 41st Healthiest Citizens: 1,867th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,892nd
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Non inultus premor
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Mizialand

Population17.869 billion

CapitalHeleventia
LeaderSophie Vincent
Faitha major religion

CurrencyEuro
AnimalElephant

The Kingdom of Mizialand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sophie Vincent with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.869 billion Mizias are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heleventia. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mizia economy, worth a remarkable 2,892 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,868 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Behind every local dictator is a Mizia advisor whispering in their ear, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mizialand's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Mizialand is ranked 79,682nd in the world and 8th in Astyria for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,550.42 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 41stTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 1,867thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,892ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,250thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,950thLowest Crime Rates: 3,023rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,423rdMost Pacifist: 3,441stHighest Economic Output: 3,682ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,802ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,118thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,144thBest Weather: 4,268thMost Developed: 4,399thLargest Governments: 4,439thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,726thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,763rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,100thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,235thNicest Citizens: 5,384thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,038thSmartest Citizens: 6,095thLargest Populations: 6,856thMost Cultured: 6,896thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,684thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,759thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,077thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,171stTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 8,612thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,008thMost Inclusive: 9,340thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,564thHighest Average Incomes: 10,328thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,848thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,609th
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, behind every local dictator is a Mizia advisor whispering in their ear.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt.

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