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Most Efficient Economies: 41st Healthiest Citizens: 1,869th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,883rd
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Non inultus premor
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Mizialand

Population17.834 billion

CapitalHeleventia
LeaderSophie Vincent
Faitha major religion

CurrencyEuro
AnimalElephant

The Kingdom of Mizialand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sophie Vincent with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.834 billion Mizias are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heleventia. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mizia economy, worth a remarkable 2,886 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,868 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Behind every local dictator is a Mizia advisor whispering in their ear, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mizialand's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Mizialand is ranked 14,780th in the world and 2nd in Astyria for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Efficient Economies: 41stTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 1,869thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,883rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,221stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,936thLowest Crime Rates: 3,024thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,398thMost Pacifist: 3,428thHighest Economic Output: 3,640thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,785thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,127thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,135thBest Weather: 4,252ndMost Developed: 4,417thLargest Governments: 4,433rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,717thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,777thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,091stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,198thNicest Citizens: 5,366thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,908thSmartest Citizens: 6,082ndLargest Populations: 6,778thMost Cultured: 6,872ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,566thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,726thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,045thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,113thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 8,570thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,975thMost Inclusive: 9,307thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,522ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,227thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,780thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,436th
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, behind every local dictator is a Mizia advisor whispering in their ear.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt.

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