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Most Efficient Economies: 48th Healthiest Citizens: 1,912th Most Subsidized Industry: 2,313th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Non inultus premor
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Kingdom of Mizialand is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sophie Vincent with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.601 billion Mizias have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heleventia. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mizia economy, worth a remarkable 1,916 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,111 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, nothing gets the party jumping like Sophie Vincent specifying how high, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mizialand's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Mizialand is ranked 123,978th in the world and 19th in Maredoratica for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 115.5 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 48thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 1,912thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,313thLowest Crime Rates: 3,240thBest Weather: 3,524thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,639thMost Developed: 3,645thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,894thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,342ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,415thHighest Economic Output: 4,487thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,569thLargest Governments: 4,709thMost Pacifist: 4,870thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,968thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,536thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,631stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,065thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,395thSmartest Citizens: 6,404thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,047thNicest Citizens: 7,066thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,094thMost Cultured: 7,768thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,494thLargest Populations: 8,691stTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 9,269thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,381stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,765thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,892ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,754thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,689thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,243rdMost Inclusive: 15,947thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,737th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, nothing gets the party jumping like Sophie Vincent specifying how high.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizialand, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Mizialand's influence in Maredoratica rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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