by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,248th Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,845th Most Secular: 11,146th
The United Socialist States of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Dedo no c*, ousadia e gritaria
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.056 billion

CapitalRepública de Curitiba


The United Socialist States of Mizanzukistao is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mizanzuk with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.056 billion Mizanzukis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of República de Curitiba. The average income tax rate is 63.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mizanzukistaoan economy, worth 167 trillion dogecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,627 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and foreigners are treated with great suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mizanzukistao's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Mizanzukistao is ranked 119,672nd in the world and 4,500th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.02 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,248thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,845thTop
Most Secular: 11,146thMost Influential: 11,194thBest Weather: 14,630thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,343rdMost Authoritarian: 16,830th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 208th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 356th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 392nd in the regionBest Weather: 424th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 480th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 506th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 535th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 561st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 580th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 592nd in the regionMost Stationary: 608th in the regionMost Influential: 624th in the region

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