The Islamic Republic of Miyadia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 554 million Miyadias are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akapara. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Miyadia economy, worth 61.8 trillion Chenurians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,572 Chenurians, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, every workday begins with group therapy, and anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miyadia's national animal is the simurgh, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Miyadia is ranked 68,446^th in the world and 920^th in The East Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 1,384.51 milliStalins.