The Constitutional Monarchy of Mittle Europa Reich is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.061 billion Mittle Europa Reichians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 26.4%.

The strong Mittle Europa Reichian economy, worth 58.7 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 55,347 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Mittle Europa Reich, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, even snitches get stitches, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mittle Europa Reich's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mittle Europa Reich is ranked 182,838^th in the world and 1^st in The GrossKrieg Legacy World for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 300.55 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.