The Capitalist Transhumanists of Mitropola is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mitar with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.831 billion Mitropolans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Hills. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mitropolan economy, worth 674 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 176,050 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Polar Bear sacrifices, and in pet stores nationwide Polar Bears are growing in popularity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mitropola's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moneynism.

Mitropola is ranked 224,140^th in the world and 5,313^th in Lazarus for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -3.36 on the Hayek Index.