by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 261stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,003rdLargest Insurance Industry: 4,757th
The Imperium of
Iron Fist Consumerists
If You Are Going Through Hell, Keep Going.
Great Mitar The IV
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.938 billion

CapitalGolden Hills
LeaderGreat Mitar The IV
FaithSupreme Christianity

AnimalPolar Bear

The Imperium of Mitropola is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Great Mitar The IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.938 billion Mitropolans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Hills. The average income tax rate is 47.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mitropolan economy, worth 208 trillion Bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,493 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Great Mitar The IV is worshipped as a god, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mitropola's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Supreme Christianity.

Mitropola is ranked 82,336th in the world and 3,751st in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 56.08 Insults Per Minute.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 261stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,003rdTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 4,757thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,179thMost Influential: 5,229thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,975thTop
Most Pacifist: 12,098thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,394thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,702ndMost Developed: 16,285thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,540thMost Efficient Economies: 19,168thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,510thMost Cultured: 20,183rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,605thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,745thLowest Crime Rates: 22,967thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,875th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 36th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 199th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 217th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 292nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 664th in the regionMost Pacifist: 700th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 766th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 784th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 805th in the regionMost Developed: 914th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 915th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 964th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mitropola, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Mitropola, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Mitropola, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
  • : Following new legislation in Mitropola, Great Mitar The IV is worshipped as a god.
  • : Mitropola was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Mitropola, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Mitropola was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Mitropola changed its national animal to "Polar Bear".
  • : Mitropola endorsed The Caspian Commonwealth of Dabarastan.
  • : Following new legislation in Mitropola, a The North Pacific Tourist Association survey has rated Mitropola #1 for number twos.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 195 » Former English Colony, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Panama Coalition, Wapistan, Nordic-British Union, SORT, Necromonia, Orado, Bankowiata, Malta Comino Gozo, Bharathvarsh, Inspiratus, Old Emporia, Koda-Land, Katuda, Corfad, Progressitalia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Venicea, The Rhein States, Communist Lukania, Sopernia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Holy Oranz, Hamerica, Shibutani, East Supple Lund, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Dicko, Pallaith, South Baba, WeKnow, Ver Testua, Hardscrabble, Allevania, Chukstik Illahi, Unsophisticate, Bend Mai, Territorio di Nessuno, Aerilia, Kooderpictokingratch, Stron Doshia, Novremia, Lulubellia, Federal Republic of Genosha, United States of Americanas, Potatolandium, Siwale, Yaorozu, Keurig Machines, and 145 others.Clan Spaniel, Termathe, Verderiesdre, Guer Aike, Svenskskit, Desvios, Perikuresu, Omnistria, Solcius, Svenskan, Drash Mannistan, The Republic of Maltaland, Yukti, Liberum Hibernia, New Michag, Wilkshire, McMasterdonia, Zzozona, Atlunartemis, Steampunk Ariel, Dreadton, New Celoveniortan, Yokciq Empire, Selfgradatude, Ellbonnia, Great Bights Mum, Dar es Saalam, Irongirong, Xentherida, Notyoutopia, Super Girl, Nyock, HiJakeItsMeTheo, Seanat, Republica Guilleana, Sil Dorsett, Tir na Saoirse Alainn, Chiho, Ethnon, Viridiann, Soleha, Northern Roman Republic, The Mazur Empire, Climeria, El Fiji Grande, Xagill, Tyirza, Aeolist, Cretox State, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sikol, Phoronu, Aryan Homeland, Dacian Freelands, Shadowrik, Tachycardia, Dangine, Yellops, Tringapore, Ariele, TyGerria, Godwanna, Alice Gardens, Francois Isidore, East Akra, Upper Libertatem, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Sattelbach, Loutsland, Interdimensional Zone, Illusia and Neverendia, East Wushen, Bearical, Amerian States, Planes, Empy, Visdenburg, Libvillia, Cloydicia, Kragsgale, ForestMythal, Kastonvia, Fizban, Unshleepd, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Muqatil, Eternal Dominion, Wisconsota, Quentiam Viventem, Jaxikistan, Commoterre, Nova Arcania, Frances Francis the First of France, Lux Conos, Tsandonown, Arquan, Volstokn, San Vino, Card Kingdom, Que Lukustinardon, Mon Island, New Lakemba, Figyjharli, The Pantheons, Anungu, Ataraxia Somnia, Arimbia, Drueste, Sunto, Outer Shenendoah, Sahriastan, Ice and Tinian, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Lionia, Galbadiana, Capablanca, PotatoFarmers, The Calabash Protectorate, Valentine Z, Blyskalia, His Enduring Majesty, North Bratislava, Fraystonia, Wineclaw, ROM, Siforpeo, Vesteysia, The Blazeland Administration, Tibus Heth, Humptalumpta, Nimarya, Kranostav, Pazair, Chips and Guac, Praeceps, Seguidores de la grasas, Noesantara, Austrian Confederacy, Testnation223, Zapiron, United Engiresco, Paradeavenlisian States, Votak Matim, Palgo, and Dabarastan.

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