by Max Barry

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Most Armed: 4,585thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,767thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,913th
The Federal Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
With us, the end!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population1.976 billion

LeaderSophia von Hohenzollern-Habsburg


The Federal Empire of Mitorofulessonian is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sophia von Hohenzollern-Habsburg with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.976 billion Mitorofulessonianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mitorofulessonianian economy, worth 204 trillion Thalers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,729 Thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, former public radio talk pundits are being deployed to front line war zones, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mitorofulessonian's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Mitorofulessonian is ranked 40,727th in the world and 74th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Income Equality, scoring 55.42 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Armed: 4,585thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,767thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,913thMost Influential: 7,282ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,325thTop
Most Devout: 9,092ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,222ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,712thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,764thHealthiest Citizens: 12,919thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,073rdMost Authoritarian: 13,846thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,231stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,684thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,333rdBest Weather: 15,471stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,959thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,976thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,111thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,365thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,716thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,757th
Most Armed: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 34th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the region

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