The Incorporated States of Mitchellopolis is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mitchell The Nice with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 31.352 billion Mitchellopolisians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Universal City. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mitchellopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,197 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,985 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Mitchellopolisian selfishness, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mitchellopolis's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mitchellopolis is ranked 305,566^th in the world and 1^st in Fairness For All for Most Avoided, scoring 0.51 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.