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Largest Agricultural Sector: 24th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 745th Most Secular: 1,557th
The Incorporated States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Be Prosperous & Healthy & Live Life To The Fullest
Mitchell The Nice
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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Mitchellopolis

Population23.809 billion

CapitalUniversal City
LeaderMitchell The Nice

CurrencyDollar
AnimalDog

The Incorporated States of Mitchellopolis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mitchell The Nice with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.809 billion Mitchellopolisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Universal City. The average income tax rate is 28.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mitchellopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,780 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,764 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children are sent to either religious or secular schools, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and no one knows how to tie a reef knot. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mitchellopolis's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mitchellopolis is ranked 66,329th in the world and 1st in Fairness For All for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 64 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 24thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 745thMost Secular: 1,557thTop
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Most Stationary: 1,761stMost Inclusive: 2,673rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,201stMost Cultured: 3,537thLargest Populations: 3,550thSafest: 3,672ndHighest Economic Output: 3,866thMost Pacifist: 4,188thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,346thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,796thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,671stLowest Crime Rates: 6,200thMost Influential: 7,064thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,174thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,289thLargest Mining Sector: 8,223rdTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,153rdSmartest Citizens: 9,216thHealthiest Citizens: 12,818thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,331stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,377thMost Developed: 13,569thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,378thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,432nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mitchellopolis, no one knows how to tie a reef knot.
  • : Following new legislation in Mitchellopolis, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Mitchellopolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Mitchellopolis, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Mitchellopolis, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Mitchellopolis, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Mitchell The Nice.
  • : Following new legislation in Mitchellopolis, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Mitchellopolis, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Mitchellopolis, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Mitchellopolis, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.

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