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Safest: 1,882ndMost Pacifist: 2,486thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,616th
The People's Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Audentes fortuna iuvat
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Misuvelia

Population9.412 billion

CapitalMisuvelia City
FaithTaoism

Currencyguilder
Animalsandgrouse

The People's Republic of Misuvelia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.412 billion Misuvelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Misuvelia City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Misuvelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,392 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 147,974 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Posters on 'Misuvelian Values' advise against being proud of Misuvelia, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the official Misuvelian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and people have become comfortably numb. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misuvelia's national animal is the sandgrouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Taoism.

Misuvelia is ranked 13,482nd in the world and 574th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,767.01 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Safest: 1,882ndMost Pacifist: 2,486thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,616thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,959thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,973rdNicest Citizens: 2,989thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,126thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,210thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,596thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,756thMost Inclusive: 3,849thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,919thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,919thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,957thLowest Crime Rates: 4,183rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,488thHighest Food Quality: 4,690thMost Developed: 5,028thBest Weather: 5,129thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,241stMost Cultured: 5,610thLargest Governments: 5,612thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,762ndSmartest Citizens: 6,323rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,802ndMost Rebellious Youth: 8,650thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,659thHealthiest Citizens: 8,775thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,012thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,049thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,145thMost Income Equality: 11,378thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,482ndHighest Economic Output: 14,897thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,939thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,963rdHighest Average Incomes: 16,043rdMost Secular: 16,779thMost Efficient Economies: 18,066th
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Safest: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 99th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 106th in the regionNicest Citizens: 107th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 124th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 126th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 131st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 140th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 156th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 157th in the regionMost Inclusive: 164th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 170th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 179th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 184th in the regionMost Income Equality: 186th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 204th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 205th in the regionBest Weather: 223rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 241st in the regionMost Developed: 243rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 249th in the regionMost Cultured: 270th in the regionLargest Governments: 273rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 286th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 336th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 338th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 450th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 472nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 480th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 491st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 510th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 574th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 598th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Misuvelia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Misuvelia's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Misuvelia's influence in Osiris fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
  • : Misuvelia's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Misuvelia, people have become comfortably numb.
  • : Following new legislation in Misuvelia, the official Misuvelian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Misuvelia, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Misuvelia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Misuvelia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Misuvelia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.

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