The Communist Federation of Misthas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Levim Adlov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.512 billion Mistasis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rasvalin. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Misthasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,745 trillion Einteils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 268,061 Einteils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, board shorts have replaced board rooms, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misthas's national animal is the Ikha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state atheism.

Misthas is ranked 227,644^th in the world and 12,977^th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.25 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.