The Socialist Federation of Misthas is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lev Adlov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.289 billion Mistasis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rasvalin. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Misthasian economy, worth 694 trillion Einteils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 211,202 Einteils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, cars have been banned, and the only places to see Ikhas now are at local zoos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misthas's national animal is the Ikha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is REDACTED.

Misthas is ranked 73,635^th in the world and 4,326^th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1,485.12 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.