The Socialist Federation of Misthas is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lev Adlov with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.946 billion Mistasis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rasvalin. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Misthasian economy, worth 605 trillion Einteils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 205,687 Einteils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misthas's national animal is the Ikha, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Misthas is ranked 15,726^th in the world and 817^th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 73.99 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.