The Communist Federation of Misthas is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Levim Adlov with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 8.434 billion Mistasis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rasvalin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Misthasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,380 trillion Einteils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 282,280 Einteils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misthas's national animal is the Ikha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state atheism.

Misthas is ranked 1,460^th in the world and 73^rd in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 204.72 quips per hour.