The Egomaniacal State of Mistersap and Krajola is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Christopher Van Sexcrimes with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 978 million Mistersap and Krajolans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krajola City. The average income tax rate is 45.0%.

The strong Mistersap and Krajolan economy, worth 71.7 trillion Quierents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,328 Quierents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields, political commentators say that Christopher Van Sexcrimes's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, tax avoidance is a serious affair, and foreign leaders who don't applaud Christopher Van Sexcrimes's speeches are regarded as enemies of Mistersap and Krajola. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mistersap and Krajola's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mistersap and Krajola is ranked 89,833^rd in the world and 84^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Highest Average Incomes, with 73,328.9 Standard Monetary Units.