The Kingdom of Mister Yellow is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 9.652 billion Mister Yellowians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mister Yellowian economy, worth a remarkable 1,423 trillion Drams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,485 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients, and dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mister Yellow's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mister Yellow is ranked 11,340^th in the world and 14^th in Schopenhauer for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.81 law-abiding acts per hour.