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Largest Populations: 3,079th Most Stationary: 12,847th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Happy happy happy
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Mister happy pants

Population25.26 billion

Currencybuck
Animaldoe

The Republic of Mister happy pants is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 25.26 billion Mister happy pantsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Mister happy pantsian economy, worth 753 trillion bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 29,839 bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mister happy pants's national animal is the doe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mister happy pants is ranked 22,293rd in the world and 28th in Florida for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Populations: 3,079thTop
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Most Stationary: 12,847th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mister happy pants was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Mister happy pants was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Mister happy pants was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Mister happy pants's influence in Florida rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Mister happy pants was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : Mister happy pants was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Survivors.
  • : Mister happy pants's influence in Florida rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Mister happy pants was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Mister happy pants was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Mister happy pants's influence in Florida rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".

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