The Commonwealth of Mississippian America is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vermin Supreme with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.283 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Louisville. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mississippian American economy, worth 170 trillion Mississippian Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,256 Mississippian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, and the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mississippian America's national animal is the North American Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mississippian America is ranked 29,900^th in the world and 39^th in Texas for Healthiest Citizens, with 7.21 Bananas Ingested Per Day.