The Commonwealth of Mississippian America is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ted Cruze with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.975 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Louisville. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mississippian American economy, worth 262 trillion Mississippian Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,863 Mississippian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, and multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mississippian America's national animal is the North American Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mississippian America is ranked 14,968^th in the world and 32^nd in Texas for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,501.77 Tourists Per Hour.