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Safest: 7,327thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,522ndMost Pacifist: 9,396th
The City of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Leading today for tomorrow
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Mississauga

Population913 million

CapitalHurontario
LeaderVacant

CurrencyCanadian Dollar
AnimalCommon Loon

The City of Mississauga is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Vacant with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 913 million Mississaugans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hurontario. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mississaugan economy, worth 73.3 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,236 Canadian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A milk bath costs more than bathing in money, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, and religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mississauga's national animal is the Common Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mississauga is ranked 39,546th in the world and 1st in Ontario for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.9 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Safest: 7,327thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,522ndMost Pacifist: 9,396thNicest Citizens: 12,591stMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,593rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 20,877thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,448thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,092ndHealthiest Citizens: 24,940thSmartest Citizens: 26,947thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,565th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mississauga, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
  • : Following new legislation in Mississauga, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
  • : Following new legislation in Mississauga, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Mississauga, life is somewhat repetitive.
  • : Mississauga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Mississauga changed its national nation type to "City".
  • : Following new legislation in Mississauga, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
  • : Following new legislation in Mississauga, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Mississauga, maximum security Mississaugan subway stations inspire prison systems around the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Mississauga, life is somewhat repetitive.

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