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Highest Crime Rates: 246thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 284thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 297th
The Most Serene Republic of
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Population7.95 billion

CapitalCaol Ila
LeaderFirst Citizen Thomas Banacek


The Most Serene Republic of Missisquoi is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by First Citizen Thomas Banacek with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.95 billion Missisquoians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Social Policy, with Spirituality, Public Transport, and International Aid also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caol Ila. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Missisquoian economy, worth a remarkable 1,455 trillion Dirhams a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 183,062 Dirhams, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 821,937 per year while the poor average 25,197, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.

It's never "just a game" with Missisquoian sports fans, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, Missisquoian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, and an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Missisquoi's national animal is the Aswang, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Baseball.

Missisquoi is ranked 209,909th in the world and 54th in CISB for Longest Average Lifespans, with 22.82 Years.

Highest Crime Rates: 246thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 284thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 297thRudest Citizens: 304thMost Armed: 375thFattest Citizens: 399thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 577thLargest Retail Industry: 627thMost Rebellious Youth: 658thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 683rdMost Avoided: 935thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,085thHighest Drug Use: 1,667thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,093rdTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,267thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,076thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,185thMost Devout: 3,193rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,332ndMost Inclusive: 3,334thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,609thMost Influential: 5,491stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,158thHighest Average Incomes: 8,044thNudest: 8,671stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,531stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,460thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 10,868thHighest Economic Output: 10,942ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,637thMost Pro-Market: 13,405thMost Politically Free: 15,093rdMost Cultured: 15,826thMost Extreme: 17,051stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,393rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,767thLargest Mining Sector: 19,698th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionTop
Nudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the region

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