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Most Valuable International Artwork: 73rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,024thMost Devout: 3,356th
The Nearly Witches of
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I'm walking on sunshine whoa -- and don't it feel good
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Miss Bad Life Choices

Population6.041 billion

CapitalAzaelai
LeaderDakota Vytherov
FaithLynxism

Currencygold coin
Animalspace dolphin

The Nearly Witches of Miss Bad Life Choices is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dakota Vytherov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.041 billion Daks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azaelai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dakian economy, worth 852 trillion gold coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,139 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's, and visitors to Miss Bad Life Choices are microchipped and must be escorted by a Dakian soldier - even to the bathroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miss Bad Life Choices's national animal is the space dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Lynxism.

Miss Bad Life Choices is ranked 27,833rd in the world and 55th in The Black Hawks for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,242.26 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 73rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,024thTop
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Most Devout: 3,356thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,115thLargest Black Market: 6,090thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,146thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,288thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,803rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,203rdLargest Mining Sector: 8,302ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,686thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,442ndTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,080thLowest Crime Rates: 13,841stMost Developed: 16,067thHighest Average Incomes: 16,226thMost Authoritarian: 16,642ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,837thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,923rdLargest Governments: 17,177thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,518thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,623rdHighest Economic Output: 20,663rdMost Conservative: 22,873rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 34th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 36th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 44th in the region

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