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Most Cheerful Citizens: 42ndMost Pacifist: 56thNicest Citizens: 81st
The Obscurely Profound Confusion of
Democratic Socialists
If You're Replaced We'll Misplace You
Influence
Superpower
A Delegate No Matter What The WA Says
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Misplaced States

Population31.292 billion

CapitalSomething or Other
LeaderSlartibartfast
FaithAntidisestablishment Mentarianism

Currencyningi
AnimalJabberwocky

The Obscurely Profound Confusion of Misplaced States is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Slartibartfast with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 31.292 billion Misplaced Ones are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Something or Other. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant kinda Lost economy, worth 475 trillion ningis a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 15,193 ningis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Slartibartfast's wardrobe, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts, and those who cut young children are told to cut it out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misplaced States's national animal is the Jabberwocky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Antidisestablishment Mentarianism.

Misplaced States is ranked 247,046th in the world and 14th in Free Thought for Most Armed, with 0.07 weapons per person.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 42ndMost Pacifist: 56thNicest Citizens: 81stMost Compassionate Citizens: 125thBest Weather: 190thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 195thMost Beautiful Environments: 238thSafest: 339thLowest Crime Rates: 441stHealthiest Citizens: 487thMost Cultured: 495thLeast Corrupt Governments: 568thMost Rebellious Youth: 568thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 619thHighest Food Quality: 836thHighest Average Tax Rates: 847thSmartest Citizens: 887thLargest Governments: 982ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,002ndLargest Populations: 2,350thTop
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Most Inclusive: 4,871stMost Devout: 4,979thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,187thMost Influential: 5,648thMost Stationary: 8,891stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,316thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,660thMost Income Equality: 18,487th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Misplaced States voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Drug Decriminalization Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Misplaced States, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
  • : Following new legislation in Misplaced States, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts.
  • : Following new legislation in Misplaced States, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Slartibartfast's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in Misplaced States, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
  • : Misplaced States voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Health and Safety Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Misplaced States, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist.
  • : Following new legislation in Misplaced States, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
  • : Following new legislation in Misplaced States, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
  • : Following new legislation in Misplaced States, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling.

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