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Most Devout: 1,604thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,697thLargest Retail Industry: 2,890th
The Principality of
Father Knows Best State
The shade of the woods and the shine of the lake
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Misgardamy

Population2.688 billion

Capitalthe Princely Manor
LeaderPrince Lothar
FaithCatholic faith

CurrencyMisgardsmark
Animalswan

The Principality of Misgardamy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Lothar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.688 billion Misgardiacks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Princely Manor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Misgardian economy, worth 291 trillion Misgardsmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 108,484 Misgardsmarks, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, and Misgardian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Misgardamy's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic faith.

Misgardamy is ranked 21,803rd in the world and 2nd in Conservia for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 54.66 Whatever.

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Most Devout: 1,604thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,697thLargest Retail Industry: 2,890thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,797thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,945thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,367thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,564thBest Weather: 9,909thFattest Citizens: 11,252ndMost Beautiful Environments: 12,212thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,573rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,380thMost Efficient Economies: 14,643rdMost Cultured: 14,649thMost Primitive: 17,046thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,231stNicest Citizens: 17,447thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,708thLargest Black Market: 19,658thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,803rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,263rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,400thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,267th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Misgardamy's influence in Conservia rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Misgardamy, Misgardian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in Misgardamy, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Misgardamy, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
  • : Following new legislation in Misgardamy, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
  • : Misgardamy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Misgardamy, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Prince Lothar in ermine and velvet garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Misgardamy, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Misgardamy, the new universal healthcare system has been dubbed Prince Lothar-care by its detractors.
  • : Following new legislation in Misgardamy, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.

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