The Rational Republic of Mirchusko is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Temis Aenea with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.284 billion Mirchuskoites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sapphrian City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mirchuskoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,507 trillion eigencredits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 215,368 eigencredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime is totally unknown. Mirchusko's national animal is the heptapus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mirchusko is ranked 2,101^st in the world and 46^th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 140.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.