The Rational Republic of Mirchusko is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Temis Aenea with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.411 billion Mirchuskoites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sapphrian City. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mirchuskoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,453 trillion eigencredits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 241,917 eigencredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble. Crime is totally unknown. Mirchusko's national animal is the heptapus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mirchusko is ranked 898^th in the world and 19^th in the West Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 316.72 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.