The Republic of Miratejo is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eusébio da Silva Ferreira with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, unlimited-speed roads, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.624 billion Miratejans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponta do Mato. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miratejan economy, worth an astonishing 24,481 trillion bilhete da TSTS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 687,215 bilhete da TSTS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,409,978 per year while the poor average 6,523, a ratio of 982 to 1.

The native owl population is in permanent hibernation, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, and Miratejans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Miratejo's national animal is the koi fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benfica.

Miratejo is ranked 247,020^th in the world and 58^th in Wysteria for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.69 pounds of wildlife per square mile.