The Empire of the Free Lands of Miranorte is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by 🏵Emperor Bluezao I🏵 with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.359 billion 🔱 Tônicios 🔱 are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🌆Miratônia🌃. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient 🔰 Tôniciano 🔰 economy, worth 394 trillion 💰💵 Tôniciano Crown 💵💰s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 167,283 💰💵 Tôniciano Crown 💵💰s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,457,195 per year while the poor average 2,996, a ratio of 486 to 1.

Law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Miranorte's mid-life crisis, 🔰 Tôniciano 🔰 royals love to remind their siblings who was adopted first, and you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Miranorte's national animal is the 🐦 Arara-Caninde 🐦, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is ⚛️Sientific Atheism⚛️.

Miranorte is ranked 1,715^th in the world and 4^th in Flanelistan for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 30,395.82 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.