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Largest Retail Industry: 2,430th Rudest Citizens: 2,833rd Most Devout: 5,148th
The United Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Ut libertatem
Influence
Powerbroker
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The United Republic of Mirabilan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Haytham Kenobi Trump with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.227 billion Mirabilanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mirabilanian economy, worth 150 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,663 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 364,181 per year while the poor average 32,412, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

The nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, and sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mirabilan's national animal is the panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Mirabilan is ranked 72,060th in the world and 10th in The Gordo Alliance of Got Beef for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 61.02 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Retail Industry: 2,430thRudest Citizens: 2,833rdMost Devout: 5,148thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,988thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,192ndSafest: 8,742ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9,426thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,954thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,683rdFattest Citizens: 12,542ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,517thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,782ndLargest Mining Sector: 14,098thMost Cultured: 14,513thMost Developed: 15,142ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,587thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,979thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,683rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,715th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mirabilan, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirabilan, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirabilan, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Mirabilan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirabilan, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirabilan, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirabilan, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirabilan, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirabilan, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority.
  • : Following new legislation in Mirabilan, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.

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