by Max Barry

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Highest Crime Rates: 582nd Most Armed: 776th Largest Gambling Industry: 999th
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Population6.617 billion


The White Whistle of Miporin is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.617 billion Miporinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Spirituality. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Miporinian economy, worth 793 trillion Shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 119,933 Shells, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Miporin. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Miporin's national animal is the Panzer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Miporin is ranked 172,776th in the world and 194th in Yggdrasil for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -32.86 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 582ndMost Armed: 776thLargest Gambling Industry: 999thFattest Citizens: 1,077thLargest Retail Industry: 1,293rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,303rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,666thTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,992ndMost Avoided: 2,134thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,208thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,803rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,514thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,719thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,460thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,475thHighest Drug Use: 4,688thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,792ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,888thLargest Mining Sector: 6,328thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,365thNudest: 7,576thMost Influential: 7,616thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 11,182nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the region

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