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Most Devout: 2,553rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,712th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,287th
The Holy Uralic Tsardom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
God Bless the Mioktopians!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.677 billion

LeaderTsar Miklos
FaithMioktopilan Catholicism

CurrencyMioktopian Mark

The Holy Uralic Tsardom of Mioktopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Tsar Miklos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.677 billion Mioktopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mioktopils. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mioktopian economy, worth 787 trillion Mioktopian Marks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,984 Mioktopian Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Mioktopia, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mioktopia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mioktopilan Catholicism.

Mioktopia is ranked 42,376th in the world and 15th in Tatenda for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 112.98 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Devout: 2,553rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,712thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,287thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,872ndBest Weather: 6,904thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,324thLowest Crime Rates: 7,552ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,226thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,569thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,086thLargest Governments: 9,428thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,800thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,354thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,451stMost Developed: 11,641stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,494thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,564thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,717thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,908thMost Cultured: 16,244thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,665th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

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