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Most Devout: 2,577th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,712th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,291st
The Holy Uralic Tsardom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
God Bless the Mioktopians!
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Mioktopia

Population6.703 billion

CapitalMioktopils
LeaderTsar Miklos
FaithMioktopilan Catholicism

CurrencyMioktopian Mark
AnimalBear

The Holy Uralic Tsardom of Mioktopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Tsar Miklos with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.703 billion Mioktopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mioktopils. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mioktopian economy, worth 790 trillion Mioktopian Marks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,984 Mioktopian Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Mioktopia, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mioktopia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mioktopilan Catholicism.

Mioktopia is ranked 16,365th in the world and 3rd in Tatenda for Most Cultured, scoring 90 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Devout: 2,577thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,712thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,291stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,921stBest Weather: 6,917thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,353rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,563rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,275thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8,601stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,162ndLargest Governments: 9,458thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,807thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,446thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,549thMost Developed: 11,685thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,539thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,632ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,799thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,981stMost Cultured: 16,365thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,790th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the region

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