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Best Weather: 11,218th Largest Black Market: 12,370th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,647th
The Patrician State of
Corrupt Dictatorship
God save us all!
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Minzerland II

Population5.733 billion


AnimalWedge-tailed Eagle

The Patrician State of Minzerland II is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Eric with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.733 billion Minzerlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cietnokias. The average income tax rate is 19.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Minzerlandian economy, worth 358 trillion Spurns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,456 Spurns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address, and a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service. Crime is moderate. Minzerland II's national animal is the Wedge-tailed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Minzerland II is ranked 81,158th in the world and 3,279th in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 31.36 Quips Per Hour.

Best Weather: 11,218thLargest Black Market: 12,370thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,647thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,980th

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