Largest Soda Pop Sector: 412th Largest Agricultural Sector: 484th Highest Economic Output: 731st
The Long-Lasting State of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Gusto Menta
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Long-Lasting State of Mintyfresh is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Most Supreme Czar Merton Dew with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.681 billion Mintyfreshers enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moogle Cafe. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mintyfresh economy, worth a remarkable 5,629 trillion stolen Silvers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 228,106 stolen Silvers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,211,134 per year while the poor average 22,697, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Bars are packed at all hours, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', t-shirts displaying a photo of Most Supreme Czar Merton Dew performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and Amnesty Interregional has condemned Mintyfresh for ignoring crimes against humanity. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mintyfresh's national animal is the night owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mintyfresh is ranked 142,017th in the world and 1st in South Mogs Sea for Most Average, scoring 24.09 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 412thLargest Agricultural Sector: 484thHighest Economic Output: 731stMost Cultured: 1,026thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,036thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,080thFattest Citizens: 1,127thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,160thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,369thTop
5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,682ndLargest Populations: 1,808thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,152ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,175thHighest Average Incomes: 2,742ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,935thSmartest Citizens: 3,343rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,440thMost Influential: 3,681stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,313thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,638thLargest Retail Industry: 5,177thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,353rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,552ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,799thMost Pro-Market: 6,932ndMost Developed: 7,134thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,481stTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,342ndLargest Black Market: 8,454thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,890thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,090thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,116thMost Efficient Economies: 9,586thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,652ndMost Corrupt Governments: 12,257thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,775thNudest: 13,308thLargest Mining Sector: 13,459th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mintyfresh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Mintyfresh for ignoring crimes against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, t-shirts displaying a photo of Most Supreme Czar Merton Dew performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Mintyfresh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Mintyfresh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Mintyfresh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, Highest Drug Use, and Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, Most Supreme Czar Merton Dew's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Mintyfresh, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.

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